“in celebration of the grocer’s girl”
Read More“if Michaelangelo can create the Pietà which is two figures out of marble, I can create three”
Read More“actually, it is in fact the 18th century equivalent of soft porn”
Read More“20 houses, shops, a drawbridge in the middle, heads on stakes”
Read More“when he heard her singing his morale went down – he called her ‘Hitler’s secret weapon'”
Read More“so that means that you pay me [says the tourist]”
Read More“it’s the most haunted pub in London”
Read More“they ate dinner inside the dinosaur”
Read More“that’s like panning for gold and finding a gold speck in the pan”
Read More“you couldn’t get more relevant than these, as we emerge, right now, from our disease”
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