“20 houses, shops, a drawbridge in the middle, heads on stakes”
Read More“when he heard her singing his morale went down – he called her ‘Hitler’s secret weapon'”
Read More“so that means that you pay me [says the tourist]”
Read More“it’s the most haunted pub in London”
Read More“they ate dinner inside the dinosaur”
Read More“that’s like panning for gold and finding a gold speck in the pan”
Read More“you couldn’t get more relevant than these, as we emerge, right now, from our disease”
Read More“whenever you see Benedict Cumberbatch (or the actor who plays me, Martin Freeman) enter or leave their house, they were actually filmed exactly here”
Read More“I’m also a writer for Lonely Planet guidebooks…a certified know-it-all”
Read More“the back of my head and one line and my hand approaching Joanna Page’s nipple”
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