Thrillers on Villiers

London calling.

London Walks connecting.

This… is London.

This is London Walks.

Streets ahead.

Story time. History time.

A very good day to you London Walkers. Wherever you are.

It’s Monday December 8th, 2025.

And here it is – fresh out of the oven, piping hot – your daily London fix.

What do you say, shall we go downtown? Head right down into the thick of it, the very epicentre of London and its environs. Take a little stroll down to Villiers Street. And a little stroll down Villiers Street.

Villiers Street is where

Jack’s Christmas Lights Walk

gets underway.

A cracking place to start anything, frankly.

You come out of Embankment Station,

gather at the foot of the gentle slope,

and you know at once you’re

in for a treat.

Because Villiers Street is

one of those London corridors

where history has been

packed in like theatre props in

a backstage cupboard.

Open the door and

everything comes tumbling out.

And at Christmas, well,

you’re getting two shows.

Villiers Street being its usual rich, quirky,

surprising self plus

Jack’s stories about

the Christmas Lights traditions

that flickered to life right here.

That’s your cherry on the sundae.

But let’s go to the top.

Stand on the Strand with your back to Villiers Street.

Straight ahead,

across the traffic,

is Coutts.

Bankers to royalty,

ghosts of Angela Burdett Coutts everywhere

if you tune your ears right,

Charles Dickens hovering in

the background.

To your left,

the grand façade of

Charing Cross Station and,

knitted into it,

the Charing Cross Hotel.

Known these days –

a bit of rebranding, this –

as The Clermont, Charing Cross.

The first major English building

to use artificial stone facing.

Florid French Renaissance style.

High pitched roofs

that aren’t decorative fluff at all

but allow for two extra floors squeezed in under those steep slopes. A hotel so successful

half the Victorian innkeepers of London

tried to copy it.

Just in front sits the Eleanor Cross, that Victorian fantasy of

a medieval memorial,

pointing the way towards Trafalgar Square and

the start of Northumberland Avenue.

Now turn around.

Face downhill.

Villiers Street runs away from you like a water chute.

Immediately on your left is

York Place,

formerly Of Alley.

The street sign spells it out

because London never forgets

an oddity.

Of Alley was

the Duke of Buckingham’s

little linguistic flourish.

George Villiers,

Duke of Buckingham.

When he sold up in the 1670s,

he made the buyer promise that

any redevelopment would

bake his name into the street plan.

So we get George Court,

Villiers Street,

Duke Street,

Buckingham Street and

this peculiar remnant, Of Alley,

the middle of his name

left hanging there

like a whispered syllable

from three and a half centuries ago.

And before Buckingham,

before all the swaggering courtiers, this was where the

Bishops of Norwich

had their London townhouse,

right down by the river.

Deep time in a tiny alley.

A few steps further and

a wave of warm, winey air hits you. Gordon’s Wine Bar.

No other city has

anything quite like it.

A warren of candlelit vaults,

low arches,

tables that wobble companionably. Topside,

in a cramped flat under the eaves,

the great author Rudyard Kipling

wrestled his pages into shape.

When he was living here

he was smitten with

a monumental case of writer’s block. London wrapped itself in a fog

thick enough to stump a lighthouse. Kipling stood at his window peering into a world made of cotton wool. Then, without warning,

the fog opened a little gap.

Kipling saw Villiers Street below, ghostly.

A man was standing on

the opposite pavement.

Then the man’s throat bloomed red.

A suicide, he’d cut his own throat.

A dreadful, sudden ending.

It shocked Kipling to his bones but,

in that strange alchemy of

the creative mind,

it cleared the blockage.

The words came roaring back.

Villiers Street can be merciless,

can be generous.

Sometimes in the same minute.

Just beyond Gordon’s are

the steps down into Watergate Walk. Go down those steps and

you’re in a narrow passage

running along the north side of Embankment Gardens.

To your left,

there are steps down into

Gordon’s itself

and, when the bar is open,

knots of drinkers spilling out,

glasses in hand,

chatting under the lamps.

To your right,

the quiet greenery of

the Embankment Gardens.

Walk a little further and

you come to steps

that take you up

to Buckingham Street,

linking you back into

Buckingham’s grand old street plan. And right there,

on your right hand side,

you can reach out and touch it –

or walk through it,

is the ancient Water Gate

to York House.

That centuries old Water Gate is

the last architectural survivor

of the Duke’s riverside mansion.

In its heyday the Thames lapped

right up against it.

Now it sits well inland because the great engineer Joseph Bazalgette

pushed the river back to

build the Embankment and

London gained

this ribbon of Gardens as a bonus.

It was said Bazalgette put the river in chains. More prosaically – and more importantly – he designed London’s Victorian-era sewage system. It was a superb design. Parts of it are still with us today. It was the greatest civil engineering project to ever come London’s way. And what’s most of all to the point, it was instrumental in eliminating the cholera outbreaks that killed thousands of Londoners. Cholera was called the Blue Death. The severe hydration from the disease gave the skin a blueish-gray tint. Along with sunken eyes and cold, clammy skin. Joseph Bazalgette, full honours to him, condemned the Blue to Death. And carried out the Death sentence with his sewage system. Anyway, to see the Water Gate marooned

in its lawn is to understand,

in a single glance,

how much London has shifted

under your feet.

Back on Villiers Street proper,

you’re entering a different century. The west side clatters

with trains crossing the

Hungerford railway bridge,

the ironwork humming

like metallic weather.

The great 18th century novelist

Tobias Smollett

would not have recognised

a note of it.

His London was the shouting,

the clamour,

the hustle and bustle of riverside life. This whole slope smelled of

tar and tides and wharf ropes,

of baskets of fish fresh off the boats, of animal dung and, yes,

human as well.

Hungerford Market was

just along here.

Sir Edward Hungerford

set it up in the 1680s

on the remains of his house,

which had burned down

a few years earlier.

The plan was to rival

Covent Garden with

fruit and vegetables.

It never quite managed that

but the place buzzed.

In the 1830s

Charles Fowler rebuilt it as

a two storey market,

meat and fish below,

produce above.

Then came

the bazaar and art gallery add ons. London,

being London,

rewarded the effort with

a fire that wiped out the extras.

And by 1860

the whole thing had been swept aside to make room for

Charing Cross Station.

One world gone,

another beginning.

And tucked into that older world

was the little porter’s lodge

right there,

right by the steps that lead down

to Water Gate Walk.

In Smollett’s day,

one Hugh Hewson lived there.

He was the porter.

A porter who became a celebrity.

Because he was said to be

the model for Hugh Strap,

the loyal companion of

Roderick Random in

Smollett’s great picaresque tale.

And this will come as no surprise, Smollett was playing at home here. This was his backyard. He lived near Charing Cross, close to Villiers Street.

Which, if you think about it,

means that on this short

stretch of pavement

you brush past Smollett,

Kipling and, in Gordon’s,

the unmistakable shadows of

G. K. Chesterton and Hilaire Belloc, who drank

and wrote

and debated among the barrels.

Keep descending.

The Gardens run alongside you on your left now,

green,

serene,

a kind of exhalation after

the cramped pointillism

of the upper street.

The railway arches brood

on your right.

And dead ahead,

at the very foot of Villiers Street,

sits Embankment Underground Station.

Walk straight through it,

from the Villiers Street entrance

to the river entrance,

step out and there before you is

the Embankment road and

beyond it the Thames,

wide-shouldered and unhurried,

the footbridges arching across

like outstretched arms.

And that’s your overture.

A hundred yards,

half a millennium.

Medieval bishops, Elizabethan, Jacobean and

Restoration dukes,

Victorian engineers,

literary giants,

railway thunder,

Christmas Lights.

Which is why starting

Jack’s Christmas Lights Walk here

is such a delight.

You get Villiers Street on

its own terms and

then you get Jack’s tales

of how London

lit itself up for Christmas,

some of which spark right here.

I won’t spoil the surprises.

That’s Jack’s business.

But I will say this.

Villiers Street is

one of London’s great

compression chambers.

A backstage staircase.

And at Christmas,

with the lights flickering and

the river glinting,

it’s pure magic.

You’ve been listening to This… is London, the London Walks podcast. Emanating from www.walks.com.

Home of London Walks, London’s signature walking tour company.

London’s local, time-honoured, fiercely independent, family-owned, just-the-right-size walking tour company.

And as long as we’re at it, London’s multi-award-winning walking tour company. Indeed, London’s only award-winning walking tour company.

And here’s the secret: London Walks is essentially run as a guides’ cooperative.

That’s the key to everything.

It’s the reason we’re able to attract and keep the best guides in London. You can get schlubbers to do this for £25 a walk. But you cannot get world-class guides – let alone accomplished professionals.

It’s not rocket science: you get what you pay for.

And just as surely, you also get what you don’t pay for.

Back in 1968 when we got started we quickly came to a fork in the road. We had to answer a searching question: Do we want to make the most money? Or do we want to be the best walking tour company in the world?

You want to make the most money you go the schlubbers route. You want to be the best walking tour company in the world you do whatever you have to do to attract and keep the best guides in London – you want them guiding for you, not for somebody else.

Bears repeating: the way we’re structured – a guides’ cooperative – is the key to the whole thing.

It’s the reason for all those awards, it’s the reason people who know go with London Walks, it’s the reason we’ve got a big following, a lively, loyal, discerning following – quality attracts quality.

It’s the reason we’re able – uniquely – to front our walks with accomplished, in many cases distinguished professionals:

By way of example, Stewart Purvis, the former Editor (and subsequently CEO) of Independent Television News.

And Lisa Honan, who had a distinguished career as a diplomat (Lisa was the Governor of St Helena, the island where Napoleon breathed his last and, some say, had his penis amputated – Napoleon didn’t feel a thing – if thing’s the mot juste – he was dead.)

Stewart and Lisa – both of them CBEs – are just a couple of our headline acts.

Or take our Jack the Ripper Walk. It’s the creation of the world’s leading expert on Jack the Ripper, Donald Rumbelow, the author of the definitive book on the subject.  Britain’s most distinguished crime historian, Donald is, in the words of The Jack the Ripper A to Z, “internationally recognised as the leading authority on Jack the Ripper.” Donald’s emeritus now but he’s still the guiding light on our Ripper Walk. He curates the walk. He trains up and mentors our Ripper Walk guides. Fields any and all questions they throw at him.

The London Walks Aristocracy of Talent – its All-Star Team of Guides – includes a former London Mayor. It includes the former Chief Music Critic for the Evening Standard. It includes the Chair of the Association of Professional Tour Guides. And the former chair of the Guild of Guides.

It includes barristers, doctors, geologists, museum curators, a former London Museum archaeologist, historians, university professors (one of them a distinguished Cambridge University paleontologist); it includes a criminal defence lawyer, Royal Shakespeare Company and National Theatre actors, a bevy of MVPs, Oscar winners (people who’ve won the big one, the Guide of the Year Award)… well, you get the idea.

As that travel writer famously put it, “if this were a golf tournament, every name on the Leader Board would be a London Walks guide.”

And as we put it: London Walks Guides make the new familiar and the familiar new.

And on that agreeable note… come then, let us go forward together on some great London Walks.

And that’s by way of saying, Good walking and Good Londoning one and all. See ya next time.

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