“those wounds are nicks in a living oak”
Read More“There is only one recipe – to care a great deal for the cookery.”
Read MoreItem: two human skulls in a bag. Item: a jar of bull’s sperm
Read Moreit gets a big dodgy here. Juno wasn’t just Jupiter’s wife. She was also his sister.
Read More“a hero was one who urinated standing up”
Read MoreEvery cat owner secretly knows if it were big enough their treasured companion would have them for lunch
Read Moreboth were kneeling beside the bed and were naked
Read MoreHairs less in sight, or any hairs but these!
Read More“The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see”
Read MoreThe James Bond novels were among President Kennedy’s favourites
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