“men should have been possessed as well because it’s one of those things that makes women seem helpless”
Read More“What’s your favourite thing about Halloween?” “Scaring my sister”
Read More“a severed head resting in the lap of a woman sitting in the stalls”
Read More“past residents include the man who ended up in prison for calling the Prince Regent ‘a fat Adonis of fifty'”
Read More“Night strangles the traveling lamp….we die three times”
Read More“there are bad times just around the corner…speak clearly and don’t bump into the furniture”
Read More“It’s not possible for the public to go inside but we are going to go inside because I am a solicitor so I can take you in there”
Read More‘his wonderful louche, laid back, bohemian look”
Read More“I’m not a trained barrister, my knowledge of the law stems from my being allegedly on the wrong side of it. Repeatedly.”
Read More“What kind of accent do you call that?” “It’s the accent of the capital of the British Empire.”
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