Tallest Gothic tower in the world – if you’re royal and dead these days – sword in one hand, bible in another – large stomach, marital problems, financial difficulties – waited 20 years to see the boneless wonder – if you want to visit the House of Commons or the House of Lords – pickled head on a spike – can’t accuse each other of lying – fundamentalist Catholic terrorist – think how many royal bones sleep within this heap of stones – the Royal Robing Room – that’s the hot ticket – skin stripped off and nailed onto the treasury door – oldest mediaeval hall in Europe – Black Rod is a female – look who’s over there…