All three cats are civil servants – this is the Peruvian national anthem – Russian pelicans with Polish names – let’s walk on this little causeway – prime ministers have mistresses left, right and centre – the cook puts horsehair in the pancake – a place drenched in a thousand years of history – coal store converted to a shelter – guess where Monty Python got most of his ideas – James Bond was created in this building – look like Harry Potter extras – a strange ritual – there’s even a beehive – through this door you can see the chandeliers – ambassadors and marshals and generals and barons – you can see the island in the centre – Helena Bonham Carter – boys allowed to fight viciously for one minute…