Barrister Tom Looses His Dry Wit on Notting Hill & Portobello Market

Die happy and fat – flashing light bulbs on the dress – pastel colours in the side streets – he exited a shop with three pairs of women’s red knickers he hadn’t paid for – one of the worst areas he’d ever visited anywhere in the world – neo-nazis coming toward them – Rod Stewart’s album – if you have a murder on the walk it makes the walk more popular – 2,000 years ago this track was used by the Romans – the most enormous eyebrows – David Hockney’s famous portrait – they sell produce from Prince Charles’ estate – the king of King’s Road – the shops tell you who lives in an area – film locations galore – peddled his vitriol from this window – the original occupants would be astonished – a different world – the sex of the cat was changed – what that very large window at the street level tells you – seriously expensive, seriously large – an ancient track