“Had it succeeded, it would have been the most spectacular assassination in history.”
Summary of the walking tour plot
Please to remember
The fifth of November
Gunpowder treason and plot.
We know no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
It’s a tale of 36 barrels of gunpowder (that’s nearly a ton of explosives!); of a warren of houses, shops and inns with interconnecting cellars, tower vaults and storage areas; plotters with easy access to the Thames (so the gunpowder could be brought across the river to the Palace of Westminster at the state opening of parliament and the House of Lords); of a suspicious figure in a cloak and dark hat, booted and wearing spurs as though ready to make an escape; of a letter; of a plot allowed to “mature”; of days of racking; of a palsied – because of the torture – signature on a confession; of an “own goal” (the assassination of protestant King James I); of a gun battle; of bodies exhumed from graves and beheaded and mounted on stakes; of a trial on charges of high treason; of executions of catholics that were brutal in the extreme (Guy Fawkes was hanged at the Tower of London by Tower Hill, taken down from the gallows while still alive, placed on the quartering block, castrated, gralloched [disembowelled], and, finally, quartered like a slaughtered ox; of onlookers never able to forget that he was conscious throughout the process; of bonfires (then and now) lit across London to celebrate the failure of the most daring conspiracy; of chilling modern parallels.
About the tour and our guide
Ok, that’s enough programme notes. Award-winning Blue Badge Guide Simon will connect the dots and flesh – if that’s the mot juste – the thing out. Right down to every last grisly detail.
To go on the Gunpowder, Treason & Plot – On the Trail of Guy Fawkes walk meet Simon at 2.30 pm on Saturday, November 4th, and Sunday November 5th (2023) just outside exit 4 of Westminster Tube.
That starting point should give you a pretty good idea of the “route.” In short, the walk goes over “ground zero.” And just in case anyone’s wondering, no, there won’t be a bonfire. Not on Saturday afternoon. The close call they had with a “bonfire” four centuries ago – let alone – was more than enough pyrotechnics thank you very much.
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No, come to think of it, it’s not “enough programme notes.” I, David, want to have my say. So here we go, let’s roll.
They’re close but no cigar, the American and British Thanksgivings.
They’re both in November.
They both give thanks.
They both roast a turkey.
The American turkey is the Meleagris gallopavo domesticus, a large fowl.
The British turkey is a large foul traitor named Guy Fawkes (pictured above).
The Americans have a weakness for abstractions (or near abstractions). So they call their big day in November “Thanksgiving.” We Brits have a strong preference for the concrete over the abstract – so the United Kingdom call our big day “Guy Fawkes Night.” And because we’re slightly – slightly? – daft we celebrate parliament not being burned down by burning things (bonfires and Guy) down. Makes perfect sense.
You want a crash course in making sense of Britain and the British you can’t do better than “getting inside” (learning to “read”, figuring out, understanding) the “the gunpowder plot of 1605”. Hey presto this superstar-guided* walk.
*It’s guided by Simon, one of the five 2022 London Superstar guides in the nationwide Tourism Superstar Competition. And, yes, the other four were also London Walks guides.
4 reviews for The Guy Fawkes Tour – Gunpowder, Treason & 5th of November Plot
Rated 5 out of 5
Phillip –
Remember, remember the 5th November.
A sell out crowd joined story teller Simon for a walk through the history of the Gunpowder plot. The history was scintillating telling the history of how the plot came to be and how Protestants and Catholics led up to this attempt to kill James 1st and members of parliament.
Guy (Guido) Fawkes was a military man hired by the plotters to guard the gunpowder and take part in the actual event but this was foiled the day before the big day and the rest is history as they say.
Many events over the proceeding years between Kings and Queens, loyalties to one and other and the Vatican each played their part leading up to the final plot. If you want to know the details then either read more about the individual and collective players or watch one of the television programs that dramatise the plot.
For me, walk again next year with Simon, a wonderful story teller.
Rated 5 out of 5
Jo H –
Another exceptional walk by Simon! He is a masterful storyteller! His walks are always well researched and presented!
Rated 5 out of 5
Jacquie Lynskey –
Did the Gunpowder plot walk today with Simon. He was a great guide, really knew his material, made the stories very interesting. Very entertaining and a most enjoyable 2 hours. Highly recommend Simon for a tour.
The Irish crew
Rated 5 out of 5
Tim Gifford –
“A very entertaining and informative walk, made more ‘alive’ by Simon’s explanation of the background and build-up to the Plot. The walk was extremely well attended and it seemed everyone thoroughly enjoyed the event. Although the weather was not encouraging, no-one left the walk and a stirring round of applause reflected our appreciation. Certainly recommended”.
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Phillip –
Remember, remember the 5th November.
A sell out crowd joined story teller Simon for a walk through the history of the Gunpowder plot. The history was scintillating telling the history of how the plot came to be and how Protestants and Catholics led up to this attempt to kill James 1st and members of parliament.
Guy (Guido) Fawkes was a military man hired by the plotters to guard the gunpowder and take part in the actual event but this was foiled the day before the big day and the rest is history as they say.
Many events over the proceeding years between Kings and Queens, loyalties to one and other and the Vatican each played their part leading up to the final plot. If you want to know the details then either read more about the individual and collective players or watch one of the television programs that dramatise the plot.
For me, walk again next year with Simon, a wonderful story teller.
Jo H –
Another exceptional walk by Simon! He is a masterful storyteller! His walks are always well researched and presented!
Jacquie Lynskey –
Did the Gunpowder plot walk today with Simon. He was a great guide, really knew his material, made the stories very interesting. Very entertaining and a most enjoyable 2 hours. Highly recommend Simon for a tour.
The Irish crew
Tim Gifford –
“A very entertaining and informative walk, made more ‘alive’ by Simon’s explanation of the background and build-up to the Plot. The walk was extremely well attended and it seemed everyone thoroughly enjoyed the event. Although the weather was not encouraging, no-one left the walk and a stirring round of applause reflected our appreciation. Certainly recommended”.