“the schlong on this thing, it’s huge”
Read More“my flag habit is costing me about £5 a day”
Read More“a new generation emerges, the so-called ‘lost generation'”
Read More“one little boy said, ‘I think the floor should be made of chocolate'”
Read More“the reason that they didn’t use women actors was…Shakespeare uses this gender confusion to maximum effect”
Read More“the internal structure of the house – the wattle and daub – they’ve exposed it, so you can actually see it”
Read More“Caravaggio isn’t just a brilliant artist, he’s a brilliant director”
Read More“we’re going to go to Paris very briefly and we’re going to go to The Cotswolds – very briefly”
Read More“they chopped up the furniture to make firewood”
Read More“she blindsided me with her question”
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