“look, there’s the football coach in the chair getting a buzz cut for his palms”
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Read Morehe blacked out when he ejaculated
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Read Morebye bye influencers, hello Goths
Read More“we had images of glaring demons with horns sprouting from their heads”
Read More“those wounds are nicks in a living oak”
Read More“There is only one recipe – to care a great deal for the cookery.”
Read MoreItem: two human skulls in a bag. Item: a jar of bull’s sperm
Read Moreit gets a big dodgy here. Juno wasn’t just Jupiter’s wife. She was also his sister.
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