With Dr Stephen – the geologist who rocks
Clapham Common. One of London’s great green spaces – and one of its most uncommonly interesting.

A perfect-looking green lung on the map, but out on the ground it’s more like a giant, open-air storybook.
And Dr Stephen – geologist, raconteur, charmer, quondam idealistic government whiz kid who knew not where the bodies were buried (though he does now) – is the man to open it.
This place is a Tardis. It looks like grass and trees. In reality it’s slavery and abolition, evangelicals and villains, Noël Coward’s boating dramas, David Bowie humming into the wind, wartime tunnels under your feet, and a classical temple that seems to have wandered in from an 18th-century light opera.
Let’s start with the heavy stuff. Clapham is famous for the Clapham Sect, the abolitionist network whose fingerprints are all over the ending of the slave trade. But what nobody tells you is that Clapham also produced the MP who blocked emancipation for decades. Same postcode, opposite moral universes.
Only in London.
And then there’s the Battle of the Bollards. Clapham and Battersea squaring up over boundary markers. It sounds like a comic opera, but it was serious enough that bollards had to be placed to prevent actual fisticuffs between the two communities.
Dr Stephen will show you the very spot.
On we go.
Noël Coward’s boating lake – yes, really – where the young Master Coward got up to mischief and floated his dreams.
David Bowie’s bandstand — the one that inspired his early creative stirrings, and where he helped organise the 1969 Free Festival.
And beneath your feet, the vast Clapham South Deep-Level Shelter, one of London’s wartime marvels. Later it became home to newly arrived West Indian migrants. An air raid shelter turned pivotal chapter in South London’s Black history.
Oh, and the temple. Clapham’s little-known classical temple, a perfect pocket-sized folly that looks like it fell off the back of a Grand Tour.
Plus: dogs are not just allowed – they’re welcomed like minor celebrities.
Wear decent shoes: Dr Stephen may take you off the tarmac to somewhere a bit muddy, a bit wild, a bit magical.
MEET: The Clock Tower by Clapham Common Tube
FINISH: Clapham South Tube
GUIDE: Dr Stephen — geologist, top-flight guide, and the man who will make this great green space rumble, glow and sing.
DOUBLE-BARRELLED CODA
A wander through windmills, radicals, rebels, and remarkable lives.
Clapham Common. Uncommon stories. Uncommonly good guide.

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE GUIDING







Jo Lloyd –
Such a fantastic walk. I learnt so much – Stephen is an excellent and fun guide. Much to see in this SW London gem..
Tim Gifford –
Excellent walk with many facts and anecdotes to keep the tour interesting. Fascinating history and a very pleasant experience