Short read: Sex…
Long read: Death.
Grammarian’s read: Notice the above punctuation.
Commentator David’s read: The two subjects everybody’s interested in. (If you’re staring at the above, mouth hanging open so you look like a goldfish, wondering ‘does he mean death and punctuation?’, you’re probably on the wrong tour.)
University course catalogue read: Making the Medical Rounds in Soho. This one’s guided by a Public Health Physician.
CHOLERA & CASANOVA*
*AKA In the Footsteps of John Snow, Making the Medical Rounds in Soho